Pu**y on the Pedestal!

I managed to finally get a chance to watch the 40 Year Old Virgin at home after months of friends recommending it to me. I tried best not to overhype the film in my mind in an honest attempt to try and enjoy it, and I was pleasantly surprised!

The film ended up being a lot better than I thought it would be, mixing a fine blend of slapstick, wit, and heart-warming sympathy which makes it a definite comedy classic in my books.

I totally related to the main character's reluctance to inter-mingle with the ladies. I often have very similar inhibitions when it comes to inter-communique with the opposite sex. My ultimate fear is that I'll get slapped for whatever reason and will feel horrible.

I just might have to heed the advice of "J" in the film by not putting the "p***y on a pedestal". As crude as it may sound, I think it truly applies to myself, though maybe not in such a rude way. I can promise y'all one thing though, I will NOT allow myself to have that "status" at the age of 40 years. That's where arranged marriages can actually SAVE nervous, bumbling, gullible and naive fools like me from a lifetime of action figure collecting! No, I don't collect action figures, but I do like the McFarlane sports figures. I've got about 10-12, and they look SO sweet! Umm, maybe I should get out to cluuubs more often...

Stay tuned guys and dolls for more nVd news tomorrow...

(what do you guys think of the nVd moniker? I ripped it from the new Reebok rBk campaing. Cheesy, silly, or stupid?)