Seduced by Success, Disabled by Dissappointment...
Hey World!
Lots of stuff to gab on, so little time. I'll try to summarize as best I can...
Finished exams finally! Had ENOUGH stress the past few days studying, but I now finally have some free time to myself. Mind you Ryerson gave me quite the scare when they called the next day for an "urgent matter". It ended up being a clerical error where they thought I missed an exam. For some reason they were of the thinking that I was registered in CPS611 when in fact I'm in the CPS613 course. Anyhow it worked out.
A lot of the remainder of the week was spent working at the Rogers Centre (aka The Cable Box). I could probably dedicate numerous posts to what's transpired the past few days but I'll try to condense matters...
TUESDAY
Toonie Tuesday with a walk-up crowd less than I expected. Nothing TOO out of the ordinary that I can remember.
WEDNESDAY
Normal day with a normal walkup right before the game. Of course that all changed about 10 minutes to game time when a few ladies came to my window and asked to pick up their complimentary tickets. Mentioning that they were under three separate names, I requested ID to which I received the response "We only have ID for two of us, our friend's lost our purse but it's under Benson". I innertly moaned at the prospect of perhaps not being able to give tickets for lack of ID, and went to the trays. Once I checked the tickets under the *B* filing, I had to take a quick re-look back at the windows. Why you ask? Anna Benson was at the frikkin box office!
For those not in the know, she's the wife of Orioles picther Kris Benson and was recently on the cover of FHM magazine, notably as "Baseball's sexiest wife". She's ranked 29th on their sexiest women for 2006. I'll be honest though - and I hate to say this - but I wasn't as impressed as I would have expected. Don't get me wrong, she's lovely and all, I've just seen better looking women. There are at LEAST a dozen women BEHIND her on the FHM list who I think are better looking. Then again, I must admit, seeing her in person did make my day as I had a grin from ear to ear for the rest of the shift. I was dissappointed, but not BLIND!!!
THURSDAY
A bit of a slow day on the job. Day started off well enough with us joking about a certain M. Jackson who had tickets left for him in the trays. We all quibbed that it just might be the gloved one, in which case Jamie joked "Let's make sure he's not in the family zone!". A few Jesus Juice jokes later, the night was a rollin'.
After about the 5th, things got pretty loose as some of my 'homies' gathered around to do the usual gabbing and gossip. Of course for some reason the topic du jour was sexual relations, and seeing as I have nil experience in the matter, I was a bit red in the face. Ok, so I was blushing like a schoolgirl at every little mention of details! Of course it would have been so much better had fantasy, kinkiness, sex toys, and babies didn't come into the conversation. I just might have heard the scariest fantasy EVER! (I still don't know how to approach this person after they revealed this blush-inducing tale :P ).
Let's just say that your boy just might come to gate 9 as a mullah next week, kinda like this...
FRIDAY
Went downtown for the season ticket printing lunch party at Grace O'Malley's. Of course I got late and ended up running like a chicken with its head cut off in search of people. Luckily it all worked out and great time was had. While most people stayed for quite a bit, four of us stayed for almost 8 hours at the place! And boy oh boy did we have a good time, maybe TOO good if you know what I mean. Wait a sec, let me rephrase that, we had a few drinks and shared a few laughs, no OTHER good times :P
While at Grace O'Malley's, I learned the following:
- Bird nest is a Chinese delicacy
- What a Strawberry Shortcake is
- Who it was who posted "the comment" (well i'm 90% sure now!)
- Dickie is on our side!
- I'm not the only one with a witch problem!
- Having the name Scott inherently guarantees a high alcohol threshold
- What Jamie and Rick's three-fingered salute meant!
That's it for now. Later B*tches!
Lots of stuff to gab on, so little time. I'll try to summarize as best I can...
Finished exams finally! Had ENOUGH stress the past few days studying, but I now finally have some free time to myself. Mind you Ryerson gave me quite the scare when they called the next day for an "urgent matter". It ended up being a clerical error where they thought I missed an exam. For some reason they were of the thinking that I was registered in CPS611 when in fact I'm in the CPS613 course. Anyhow it worked out.
A lot of the remainder of the week was spent working at the Rogers Centre (aka The Cable Box). I could probably dedicate numerous posts to what's transpired the past few days but I'll try to condense matters...
TUESDAY
Toonie Tuesday with a walk-up crowd less than I expected. Nothing TOO out of the ordinary that I can remember.
WEDNESDAY
Normal day with a normal walkup right before the game. Of course that all changed about 10 minutes to game time when a few ladies came to my window and asked to pick up their complimentary tickets. Mentioning that they were under three separate names, I requested ID to which I received the response "We only have ID for two of us, our friend's lost our purse but it's under Benson". I innertly moaned at the prospect of perhaps not being able to give tickets for lack of ID, and went to the trays. Once I checked the tickets under the *B* filing, I had to take a quick re-look back at the windows. Why you ask? Anna Benson was at the frikkin box office!
For those not in the know, she's the wife of Orioles picther Kris Benson and was recently on the cover of FHM magazine, notably as "Baseball's sexiest wife". She's ranked 29th on their sexiest women for 2006. I'll be honest though - and I hate to say this - but I wasn't as impressed as I would have expected. Don't get me wrong, she's lovely and all, I've just seen better looking women. There are at LEAST a dozen women BEHIND her on the FHM list who I think are better looking. Then again, I must admit, seeing her in person did make my day as I had a grin from ear to ear for the rest of the shift. I was dissappointed, but not BLIND!!!
THURSDAY
A bit of a slow day on the job. Day started off well enough with us joking about a certain M. Jackson who had tickets left for him in the trays. We all quibbed that it just might be the gloved one, in which case Jamie joked "Let's make sure he's not in the family zone!". A few Jesus Juice jokes later, the night was a rollin'.
After about the 5th, things got pretty loose as some of my 'homies' gathered around to do the usual gabbing and gossip. Of course for some reason the topic du jour was sexual relations, and seeing as I have nil experience in the matter, I was a bit red in the face. Ok, so I was blushing like a schoolgirl at every little mention of details! Of course it would have been so much better had fantasy, kinkiness, sex toys, and babies didn't come into the conversation. I just might have heard the scariest fantasy EVER! (I still don't know how to approach this person after they revealed this blush-inducing tale :P ).
Let's just say that your boy just might come to gate 9 as a mullah next week, kinda like this...
FRIDAY
Went downtown for the season ticket printing lunch party at Grace O'Malley's. Of course I got late and ended up running like a chicken with its head cut off in search of people. Luckily it all worked out and great time was had. While most people stayed for quite a bit, four of us stayed for almost 8 hours at the place! And boy oh boy did we have a good time, maybe TOO good if you know what I mean. Wait a sec, let me rephrase that, we had a few drinks and shared a few laughs, no OTHER good times :P
While at Grace O'Malley's, I learned the following:
- Bird nest is a Chinese delicacy
- What a Strawberry Shortcake is
- Who it was who posted "the comment" (well i'm 90% sure now!)
- Dickie is on our side!
- I'm not the only one with a witch problem!
- Having the name Scott inherently guarantees a high alcohol threshold
- What Jamie and Rick's three-fingered salute meant!
That's it for now. Later B*tches!
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