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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

May I have this lapdance?


Just got back from watching the film, and if you're a fan you'll love it! It's got everything you'd expect in a series of the show packed into 90 minutes of hilarious action. And yes, the title is a line from the film.

I have a confession to make - I think I may be in the midst of a gambling addiction. I've manaaged to purchase a lottery ticket of some sort for the past 4 days and plan on doing so tomorrow. And though I'm not Brandon Walsh-ing my way into huge debt (only $2 a pop), I just wanna make sure I don't start turning to those sketchy bookies online (ProLine is a farce to say the least!).

As always, here are the miscallaneous thoughts and ideas stirring in my brain at the moment...

- Only 18 more days before I turn 25 (start present shopping :P )

- If George W. Bush went into Venezuela and called Hugo Chavez the devil, would he be able to leave Caracas unscathed?

- Why does a small coke at the movies cost 3.25, while a large 1L costs 4.25. Even better, who the hell drinks a large soda within 90 minutes and comes out NOT being diabetic?

- Today when I went to get my proline ticket I managed to walk past a person I think I went to high school with. Except this person looks COMPLETELY different. I'm pretty sure I saw this person look back at me. Now I just walked away, but would it have been more proper to say hello (risking the embarrassment of perhaps greeting a stranger), or was I right in what I did?

- How in the hell do guys that are either ugly/stupid/arrogant/asshole manage to pull in the bombshells? Mind you I could ask for that matter, how does one pull in a girl period?

- I wonder what Cedric has done with his prize from last week. Scratch that, I'm too scared it would involve some freaky shit!

- After Monday, why is Thursday the gloomiest day of the week?

Last thing before I go. As many of you probably know, it's a common thing amongst baseball fans to despise the New York Yankees (I won't even begin to comment on why). I was wondering if there were any equivalents in different fields that anyone could enlighten me of. For example, is Baryshnikov the most arrogant, overpaid, arse of the ballet circuit? It gives you all a chance to leave a comment on the post (also to let me know people actually read the endless drivel I write!).

Talk to y'all soon

1 Comments:

  • "I was wondering if there were any equivalents in different fields that anyone could enlighten me of."

    Kinda like how all the other girls at Hooker Harvey's hate your sister - it's not her fault she's "talented"... burn!
    cg

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:47 PM, October 11, 2006  

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